Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. ~Ambrose Bierce

On a lighter note SQL

Wedding Queries........ ........ (SQL Style)
HUSBAND’S QUERY

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )
AS
BEGIN

SELECT Bride FROM  india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'
AND  Count(Car) > 20   AND  HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having  Brothers= Null
AND Sisters =Null

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance
FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout
SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal

UPDATEMyLocker
SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold

INSERT INTOMyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
END
GO

Then the wife writes the query below:

DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;

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